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thissummersession:

100 Completely Accurate World Accents

(via legit-humor)





bagelchips:

shoutout to the kid that whispers the answer to you when the teacher calls on you but you weren’t paying attention

(via chillyourfaketits)





“I need one of you to bring this to the office”

ki-itten:

(via paging-doctorfaggot)





Kidnapping is such a strong word. I like to think of it as “Surprise Adoption”.

i-like-pigeons:

(Source: xxcoolstorybroxx, via chillyourfaketits)





I notice everything. I just don’t act like it.

(Source: obama-and-yo-mama, via allanphaam)